(or "Steak Boy" as he was sometimes fondly referred by the long haired "Lardo - the Roadie".)
"What you need Lard' is a frontman as good (burp) looking as I am"
slurred young Qwaffe, finding it somewhat diificult to retain his posture after his thirteenth "Kestrel" lager.
"But you're just a Steak Boy..." replied Lardo in his inimitable fashion "... what on earth would you know anyway. Shut up and have another drink - if I stay on this orange juice diet for just one more month, I'll reach my target weight of 260 lbs."
Lardo knew, (as did Geoff in his heart of hearts) that the only man for the job was none other than Qwaff's older sibling - Dez.
(From left to right; Gaz 'Berg on guitar,
Rob "Pyro" Ferrier-percussion,
Dez on vocals,
"Ralph" on Saxophone,
Nick Stix Steady boy Tidy - drums and
"the Qwaffe" on keyboards.
(Before this however, the group were known as
"Unoccupied Europe" with a chap called "quiet lad" on guitar.
Dez and Berg' were not happy with the way things were going and decided to leave "Europe" and reform as "Eden".
Unfortunatly, they didn't reform with Kwin, and a sizeable rift developed in their relationship with him.
Luckily, a year or so later, the wounds had healed and....)
anyway, enough of my yacking - read on !
